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Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Author: Liam Davis

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Merry Christmas from The Scribe!

It’s that time of the year again! All of us here at the Scribe send you Christmas Cheer from beautiful Pittsburgh, PA! May your holidays be merry, and the new year a successful one! Liam, Hannah, Marc & Harry

Scarily Disgusting Halloween Hangovers!

*** Disclaimer *** Do NOT actually try this *** We bring you the most disgusting, and most effective cures for your post-Halloween hangover! Cruddled Milk Binge An all-time Pittsburgh favorite – the older the better! Open it a few days before you plan to have your big night out, and it’ll be just perfect for the morning after. Pro tip: salt, salt and more salt (and hold your nose while enjoying). Chipped Ham Juice You heard right: just put the juicy ham in your food processor, and give it a few minutes. Add a banana for the necessary potassium. Yummm… …continue reading

Royce’s Ruse (by Anyta Sunday)

A short story, contributed by Anyta Sunday.   I flicked the cigarette onto the brick path and stomped on it, and then lit another. If that cat didn’t quit meowing, Mrs. Trollier from next door would soon hear about it. The rasping howl came again from the hedges, a scraping of nails on a blackboard with a husky note. Easily it could be mistaken for a dry, obnoxious cough. He doesn’t even sound like a freaking feline! A handful of butts collected in a small bunch at my feet. I hadn’t smoked this much in years, but I’d needed something …continue reading